- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

A man killed himself.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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