- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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