- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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