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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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