A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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I'm Batman.

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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