Knock Know! Come in!

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

copy me and i will kill you

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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