- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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