What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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The NBA and womens sports

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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