I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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falling didnt make the difference

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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2 + 2 = 4

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