It says so on your cap.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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