- Anti Joke

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

An Asian man fails a math test

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

An epileptic man attends a rave.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken