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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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