Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Obama

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Stealth baseballs record

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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