Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Knock knock What?

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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A russian gives away vodka.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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