A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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