I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking. It stems from an Algonquian (possibly Narragansett) name for the animal, wuchak. The similarity between the words has led to the common tongue-twister that you have just stated.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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women's rights.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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