Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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