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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What do you call a 46 year old man with one eye 4'5 and has one arm coming out of his chest Steve

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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