In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

your mom died.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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