Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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I think I am done here friend, it always comes to this, it has always been easier for me to repair whatever is wrong with others and get my kicks out of that, as I know I can and will repair everything wrong with myself, but its hard as hell, I mean I never give up, ever. But that does not change the fact that I am broken, and that simply deciding that I am not, is far from enough, its a choice indeed, but its like deciding to constantly walk trough hell, and sometimes that hell is also called living, that too is always a choice, And believe me, I would never quit, I guess that if this hell I struggle trough has so many nice things in it, it just feels like hell at times. I mean the main motivation behind my ability to help others, has always been searching for answers low and high, and when what I have learned trough life helps others, but barely scratches the surface of the armor I am confined within, I lose hope, do you believe that my desire to help humanity grow, derived from my own incompetence at curing myself?

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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