What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Im batman...suck it losers

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Justin Bieber's mother.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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