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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

GADZOOKS!

A kid has no friends.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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