Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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outside your comfort zone

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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