knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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tims sty:)

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What does water smell like? water.

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