- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

There's a god, just kidding.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What's circular and round A circle

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

I would rape her

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A horse walks into a barn.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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