Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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