- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

This one time at band camp....

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

whats black and white? a zebra

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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