Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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PSN IS UP

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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