- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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