- Anti Joke

"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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