What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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i have a christmas tree.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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