What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Fart

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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