- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

How many light bulbs? 1

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Oh, right

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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