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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A black man walks Into a bar.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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