XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Fart

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Anti Joke

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