- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

12 in general

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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