- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

hey John will you make some copies

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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