- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

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