A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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VAGINA.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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