- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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