i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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penis haha

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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