how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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Justin

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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were you expecting a joke

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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A black man comes home from work.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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