- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

i have a christmas tree.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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