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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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