a blond girl walks into a bar

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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tims sty:)

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What does water smell like? water.

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You will not press the like button.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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this site is an antijoke

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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This joke is funny

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