- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A man walks into a bar.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

a fish swimming in the water swims

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

That's what SHE said!

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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