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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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