What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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Bacon is delcious.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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