A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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out of your comfort zone

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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Netflix and chill

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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