Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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