- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

An irish man walks out of a bar

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

Health food.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

LIFE :(

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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