What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Do you like apples? Yes

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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