- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Autism speaks but not really

You know what's catchy? A cold

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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