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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Colby Michael Schluter

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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