- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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