woman's rights

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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what's white and sticky semen

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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