- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Question is, how did they get in there?

what tall and looks like a jew?

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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