Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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