- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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