While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Knock, Knock ...

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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