- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

How do you hold someone in suspense?

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

The guy above me has a very nice joke

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A man killed himself.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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