- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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