- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

what happens every day? People die

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's funnier than 68 69

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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