- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What's big and long? My dick.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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