- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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