- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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