- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Dyslexics are teople poo

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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