- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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