what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Waffles ate my grandma

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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