One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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knock knock

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Samraj.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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You see how lame this is?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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