Women's rights

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Hitler

obama's promises

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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