- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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