What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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