Winter

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

TELL

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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