What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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You see how lame this is?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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