- Anti Joke

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL