I'm Batman.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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The WNBA

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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woman's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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