What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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The WNBA

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

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woman's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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what's white and sticky semen

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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