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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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