What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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Where are you going Your house

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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