- Anti Joke

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Hail Heetluh

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What can hitler cook well Steak

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench