- Anti Joke

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Mitt Romney

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.