- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's clear and wet? water

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet