whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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No, Trinidad.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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