world peace

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Where's my baby??

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

That's what she didn't say

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

This one time at band camp music was played.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Justin Bieber

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

falling didnt make the difference

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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