what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Anti Joke

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