why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

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