patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Obama

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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