What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

hahahahaha thats not funny

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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