What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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