Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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