How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...