A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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to get to the other side.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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No.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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420

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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The game.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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world peace

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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