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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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