- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

I would rape her

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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